Privacy Policy

Short version:

We respect your privacy.

We hate Big Brother.

We mind our business.

What We Collect

Only what we actually need to run the shop.
That means things like:

• Your name and shipping address (so your order doesn’t vanish into the void)

• Your email (for order confirmations, and occasional sale announcements not daily nonsense)

• Payment info (handled by secure third-party processors because we’re not maniacs)

That’s it. No creepy extras.

What We Don’t Do

Let’s be very clear:

• We do not sell your data

• We do not stalk you around the internet

• We do not build secret profiles

• We do not share your info with advertisers, data brokers, or anyone named “Trusted Partner”

If a company asks to buy your data, the answer is no, followed by laughter.

Cookies

Yes, there may be cookies.
No, they are not watching you shower.
They help the site function and remember basic preferences. That’s all. Calm down.

Emails

If you give us your email:

• You’ll get order updates

• Maybe the occasional announcement

• No spam

• No guilt trips

• Unsubscribe means unsubscribe. Instantly.

Law Stuff

If the government shows up with valid legal paperwork, we comply because reality exists.
Otherwise, your information stays with us.

Security

We use reasonable, modern security measures because we like our customers and dislike chaos.

Bottom Line

Your data is yours.
We’re here to sell cool stuff, not become a surveillance operation.

If you ever have questions about privacy, ask. Transparency beats paranoia.

We work for you, not Big Brother.