omg. shut the f*ck up STFU Coffee Mug

Some mugs say “Live, Laugh, Love.”This one says what your nervous system has been screaming since 8:12 a.m.

“omg. shut the f*ck up.”

Minimal. Deadpan. No frills. Just a clean white ceramic mug with a perfectly blunt message in that casually unhinged handwritten style that feels personal. Because it is.

This isn’t about being mean. It’s about boundaries. It’s about that coworker who narrates everything. It’s about group chats that never die. It’s about one more unsolicited opinion before you’ve had coffee.

Available in two flavors of survival:

• R-Rated Version – Full-strength wording for those who don’t dilute anything, including their language. 

F-word clearly visible in all it's glory.

OR

• G-Rated Version – Office-friendly, HR-safe, still spiritually identical.

Same energy. Different decibel level.

This version has the letter "u" replaced with a nice safe asterisk. 

The G Rated version is shown in this listing's images per Ebay's profanity policy.

Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Emotionally accurate.

For mornings. For meetings. For humanity.

Makes The Perfect Gift!

Choose 12 or 15 oz

Left or Right Handed Options Available