You're Not That Lucky And I'm Not That Desperate Mug

Some coworkers think every "Good morning" is the opening scene of a romantic comedy. 

This mug exists to speed up the plot.

Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of dodging awkward compliments, unsolicited flirting, and the guy who mistakes basic politeness for destiny. Fill it with coffee, maintain eye contact, and let the mug deliver the rejection so you can get back to pretending to enjoy Monday. Humanity invented HR... 

This just gets to the point faster.

Makes The Perfect Gift! Includes A White Gift Box!

Dishwasher and Microwave safe!

15 oz Size

Left or Right Handed Options Available